MORNING SICKNESS

The neighbour dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee and her three kids fighting loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong Jenny ?" she asked.

Jenny pipes up, "I have morning sickness."

Surprised the neighbour said, "I didn't even know you were pregnant."

"I'm not." Jenny replied. "I'm just damn sick of mornings."