Technical Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
that
the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Hot-sex 1.0 and
Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as Football 5.0
and
NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
Desperate Wife.
Dear Desperate Wife,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband
1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT
YOU
LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run
the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse
can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or
Beer
6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly"
wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend
program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband
1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
additional software to improve performance. I personally
recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1
Tech Support