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THE TOY
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.
"Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voice answered in unison.
"Okay, daddy, you get the toy."
THE FOREST
A drunk is walking along and smacks into a tree. He backs up a few paces, and walks into the tree again. He does it again. He mumbles,
"This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and now here I am lost in a forest."
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